Girlfriend, You Got A Man

There is a website dedicated to conversations overheard in New York.

I liked this one:

Girl #1: I’d offer to set you up with him, but you’re already occupied.
Girl #2: I am not occupied.
Girl #1: Please! You’re so occupied, you’re the Gaza Strip.
Girl #2: Don’t you watch the news?

–111th & Broadway

Hat tip to: gothamist