The 3 Levels of Maydlach (Jewish Maidens)

I realize there are other ways to categorize people, and endorse most of them. But I find this useful in terms of pigeon-holing a woman. I hope you find it useful as well.

JAPS - No real need to expatiate on this most famous category of the American Jewess. Tragically in the New York area, this is (by far) the most common girl to be found. Which is not to suggest she is not the most common type of Jewess to be found outside of the Northeast as well. Most insidious (and annoying) when attempting to pass as Leftists, hipsters, or hippies.

Ghetto Girls – These women are not polished, and are prone to obnoxious behavior, though they are frequently humorous, if not consistently funny. Sometimes basic etiquette needs to be reinforced with gentle prodding and rebuke, though they are surprisingly (sometimes) sensitive to good music. Despite their flaws, they are critical to the Jewish community. Though rough around the edges, they never the less have a decent value system on the important things, and you can disagree with them on any number of issues without them flipping out like the women from the category above, for whom an ostensibly politically motivated tantrum is more an expression of their sense of entitlement, rather than commitment to any specific cause or ideology. Ghetto Girls are known to be loyal, capable, and will fight for the welfare of others as well as their own. They are particularly numerous in Brooklyn and the Holy Land.

Shtetl Bunnies – Polished, highly intuitive, kind and respectful even if shy, these women are hard to find, but represent the best of the Jewish community. Condemned to extinction by traditional-egalitarian communities, the hard left, the hard right, and shopping malls, they never the less subsist within sectors of the Jewish community – in small towns and cities, and in those gray-hat communities that walk between the Modern-Orthodox and Black Hat lifestyles. Like those found in say, Baltimore. Shtetl Bunnies don’t get boob or nose jobs. They don’t talk about being “second class citizens,� nor do they expect everyone to be as religious or secular as they are. No defense is particularly effective with these types, because they have no goal of being a player, and you can tell they are nice girls. Hard to find and competitively courted, they are frequently unintentional heartbreakers, because they are desired by many both as long-term girlfriends and wives.