kvetch \KVECH\, intransitive verb: To complain habitually. noun: 1. A complaint 2. A habitual complainer.
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Every Day is Like Shabbos

October 5, 2006   Uncategorized  

With deep apologies to Morrissey.

Sung to the tune of “Everyday is Like Sunday”

Trudging slowly back to shul
Back to the pew where your machzor was stolen
This is yom tov shanie
That they forgot to repeal
Motzie yontiff – come Motzei yontiff!
Come, motzei yontiff! come!

Everyday is like shabbos
Everyday is hours of pray

Hide in your apartment
Go surf online
How I dearly wish I was not here
In bagel city
…that they forgot the day
Mine, mine mine – havdalah time

Everyday is like Shabboes
Everyday is hours of pray

Trudging back for mincha and talks
And third day grease really sucks
(and on your face…)
(on your face …)
(on your face …)
(on your face …)

Everyday is like shabbat
Everyday is hours of pray
Share some kugel with me
Everyday is melacha free

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