Wanted: Director of Recruitment for Big Aish Passaic

For those of you looking to help spread charedism and work for a fast-growth organization with no sign of slowing down, a great opportunity is open, if you’re “ready to rock.”

As listed on Luach.com:

Seeking: Director of Recruitment for Aish Hatorah Passaics Baal Teshuva Yeshiva, Passaic, NJ.

Job Responsibilities: Recruit new students, relocation to Passaic required, travel.

Qualifications: Must be able to make charedism sound sensitive and individualistic. Must be capable and creative at crossword puzzles. Must be self-starter willing to execute co-branded marketing opportunities with Modern Orthodox institutions and organizations but trash them convincingly to potential recruits when out of earshot. Must be college educated but committed to encouraging recruits to delay secular studies indefinitely. Must enjoy “numbers games.” Must be able to speak to the Rosh Yeshiva in third person and pretend such pretense sounds reasonable in English.

About Us: Aish is one of the fastest growing fundamentalist movements in the Jewish world, with brand recognition both domestically and internationally.

Aish HaTorah is an Equal Opportunity Employer