Ensuring Ladylike Behavior: Meat Must Be Covered

Hear Ye All Daughters of Abraham! Peaceful demonstrations are one vehicle for change, but even in such situations among those who have submitted, invitations to sin are rampant. And as you can see in this picture, even a spiritual daughter of the Mufti himself has reduced herself to an enticing whore offering sexual acts with her tongue and hands.

In case you weren’t sure, this is unacceptable.

As Sheik Taj Din al-Hilali explained,

If one puts uncovered meat out in the street, or on the footpath, or in the garden, or in the park, or in the backyard without a cover, then the cats come and eat it, is it the fault of the cat or the uncovered meat? The uncovered meat is the problem! If it was covered the cat wouldn’t have. It would have circled around it and circled around it, then given up and gone.
If she was in her room, in her house, wearing her hijab, being chaste, the disasters wouldn’t have happened. The woman possesses the weapon of seduction and temptation..

May fundamentalists of all faiths learn from the Mufti’s wisdom, and cover their daughters properly as we must meat from cats.

Or we will bleach them!

Hat tip: Little Green Footballs