CAIR, NOI, and Citizens for a White America All Endorse NCSY Big as Harvard’s Director of Admissions

In a bizarre twist that has Jewish defense groups scratching their heads, three separate organizations known for their conflicts with the mainstream Jewish community have all joined in calling for NCSY’s Director of Alumni, “Rabbi Dave� Felsenthal, to head the college admissions department at Harvard University.

“Something’s wrong. I mean, if Farrakhan’s involved, there’s definitely a trick here somewhere,â€? said the ADL’s Abe Foxman, who never the less also endorsed Rabbi Felsenthal’s nomination.

C.W.A. was coy as to why they were endorsing an Orthodox Jew to be gatekeeper of the most prestigious college in the nation, though Harold Icky did note that, “It’s better for dominating Jewish power to be out in the open. At least with the Orthodox, they don’t feign liberalism or multiculturalism, but admit to being the Zionists they all are.�

Rabbi Felsenthal assured The Kvetcher that he would not favor Jewish students, explaining, “I think we can all appreciate that the place for many Jews may not be in the Ivy League colleges, but many may find a better fit at Touro, Community College, or even no college at all. It all depends on the Jewish candidate, and how far we can drag him down the socio-economic ladder. I mean, according to what his or her personal and spiritual needs are. Like they say at NCSY, it’s all about choices.�

Rabbi Burg, executive director of NCSY, assured The Kvetcher that, “He did a great job as Director of College Services, and I’m sure all communities will be surprised at his commitment to diversity at Harvard. You know, less Jews.�

Prior to joining NCSY, Rabbi Felsenthal was a wolf whom Rubashkin hired to protect his competitors’ chicken coups. He met Rabbi Burg at an OU/Jewlarious/Ohr Somayach conference.