Questions for President Ahmadinejad
Unfortunately, the Iranian president’s speech at Columbia is closed to the general public. However, if I were able to attend, I would ask him the following hard hitting questions on behalf of New York’s Jewish community.
1) According to what you have heard in your circles, what are some of the better Persian restaurants in the city?
2) Is Jewish-Persian food the same as regular Persian food? Because I didn’t like Jewish-Persian food all that much when I had it.
3) I find Persian women very attractive, but have heard they are often hairy. Is this true, or is it a Moroccan slander?
4) I have met Zoroastrians, and they seemed tolerant and quite interesting. Much more so than the run-of-the-mill monotheist (yawn). Do you ever think maybe you guys made a mistake becoming a Muslim nation? Why did you feel you needed to become more like the Arabs? Do you ever have buyer’s remorse?
5) What words of encouragement do you have for New York’s intactivist community?
Pictured: Some Jew protesting academic free speech, courtesy of NY1.
5 comments
I think you forgot the most important questions: Who is your stylist and can I have his number? Those Member’s Only jackets really bring me back to the days when Iran took American hostages!
Does Jasmine actually serve Jewish Persian food, or is it just a kosher Persian restaurant?
2. Yes.
3. It’s an SY slander. Moroccans themselves don’t look that bad, either - men AND women.
What is an “SY” slander? Sephardi?
SY = Syrian. and if you ever went to Yeshiva of Flatbush, you would KNOW that.
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