My New World of Fashion Consciousness
I have never been terribly fashion conscious. More than one woman has asked me, “Why do you dress like a sixty-five year old Jew in 1957? Why don’t you get hip?” But I never listened. Until now. Now, thanks to a little shopping spree with ck of Jewlicious helping out his couture-challenged friend, I think I finally found my style.
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It’s like staring directly into the sun.
Does it come with batteries?
It also like the new Manager’s Business Suit in the “Yes Men” documentary.
Didn’t I see you standing on a pedestal in the subway?
It’s obviously a wearable solar panel so you can end your dependence on oil.
No, wait, that would require actually going outside during daylight hours…
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