BP’s Research on Hammerman Hameshugennah Amplified by Heeb Magazine
BP’s research, first reported on The Kvetcher, into the Hammerman rabbi/nudnik has been publicized by Jewdar on Heebmagazine.com, along with other info about the Hammerman/Rosenblatt alliance. Hammerman really is a sick puppy. So of course, Stupid Federation Newspaper has crowned him an expert on the internet because….well, no idea, really.
What did BP uncover? Oh, nothing. Just this:
“There is no greater primal anger than that caused by seeing another male in carnal contact with your wife, and there is no greater primal envy than that caused by looking down at the person who was brought into the world specifically to be your survivor.”
Hammerman was angry at his son for breastfeeding, and felt circumcising him was an appropriate way to “channel his anger.” But it’s cool — now he and his kid play Anne Frank Trump Card together.
All’s well that ends well.
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Does this mean that bottle-fed baby boys need not be circumcized? And what about baby girls?
Are you not worried about your mother reading posts by you that could prompt her to demand grandchildren?
Sometimes the reaction isn’t primal anger, but curiosity and turn-on. They have entire videos dedicated to that I understand. Amazing the wide range of reactions to things, but… I don’t see anger at your baby suckling being a provocation.
Wait, DK, did you add that he circumcised his son as a valid outlet for his anger, or is that part of the article.
Either way. Eww. I’m pretty sure my Father didn’t feel this way about his kids. And we don’t play Jewish Apples to Apples either. We played cutthroat trash-talking monopoly. And now I’m glad.
“We played cutthroat trash-talking monopoly.”
Hear, hear, sister. And don’t forget defensive scrabble.
and depressed risk? and passive twister?
In order:
1. Scrabble is a purely offensive game.
2. All Risk is depressed. That game takes frickin forever. Especially when you’re five, and your (much) older brother won’t let you get a snack until you finish.
3. We don’t do twister in my house. Too weirdly sexualized.
Have they got the game Therapy in the US?
sure, its the game all reformed dark light people play
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