kvetch \KVECH\, intransitive verb: To complain habitually. noun: 1. A complaint 2. A habitual complainer.
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Jewish Agency to Support Haredi-Kiruv Trips

A Moreshet trip is being planned to turn our youth into penguin zombies. It is being backed by the Jewish Agency!! Failed Messiah has the story.

I am becoming more and more certain that the only way to stop these people is to move aggressively, not defensively. To develop literature and a curriculum like Discovery to recruit haredi Jews–preferably young haredi Jews– to become secular. BUT ONLY AT THEIR OWN PACE!!!!

They need to learn that the Torah cannot be literal; the reality of scientific method, and the error of our sages throughout history in this regard; the failures of “daas Torah;” etc.

images-51.jpgOnly through fighting back will we both reveal who they really are, and slow the unwanted recruitment of our youth into fundamentalism.

Start recruiting their youth, and the penguins will start rioting and burning shit down like the Muslims do when someone draws a cartoon. Education is great, but getting the haredim to reveal themselves consistently, through chaos and violence, is better. We may not be able to beat them, but we can get them to beat themselves.

4 comments

1 mohammed { 03.25.08 at 8:14 am }

cool. I love chaos and violence and burning shit down. btw, there are already programs like that both here and in Palestine.

2 DK { 03.25.08 at 8:18 am }

mohammed,

I just seek there expansion, yes.

3 mohammed { 03.25.08 at 9:11 am }

their, for the love of god. one more mistake like that and you go to beis ezra.

4 POLJ { 03.25.08 at 2:55 pm }

I mean we can always just hope for more global warming and then the penguins will just drown.

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