We Need a Glatt Kosher Meal Program for Our Ever Increasing Heimeshe Prison Population

by DK

Perhaps U.S. prisons should start a glatt kosher meal program, since it seems a disproportionate amount of Jewish criminals are ultra-Orthodox.

5 comments

1 Reb Leibish { 07.22.08 at 9:45 am }: Some of these donors should leave the USA without delay to avoid the risk of arrest. The French Foreign Legion will accept anybody into its ranks (including Yiddish speakers) without asking any embarrassing questions. After 5 years service you can take a new identity and get a French passport. The only downside is that Mohammed may want to nuke you.
2 mohammed { 07.22.08 at 10:24 am }: How nice of you to be concerned for their welfare, DK.
There already is. If you ever go to jail and want glatt kosher I’ll give you the details.
3 Sarah/froylein { 07.22.08 at 10:39 am }: You can also get a Jewish inmate pen friend via http://www.jewishpenpals.org/.
4 shitty bike { 07.28.08 at 10:52 am }: I have heard from an unnamed source that a lot of the orthodox, and even ultra-orthodox, prisoners are rejecting the kosher meals that the prison offers because they contain rubashkin meat products.
one was overheard saying, “I know I broke the law, and I am serving time to repay my debt to society, but what these guys are accused of doing in Iowa is beyond reprehensible.”
5 HalfSours { 07.28.08 at 11:55 am }: S.B.,

It’s all well and good to have moral standards, but if the wardens of these prisons are kind enough to present their inmates with kosher food, they better shut up, eat it, and lick the chulent bowl clean when they’re done.

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