EV’s Kashya (Question)
December 1, 2008 Humor, kosher Ronen Levi Yitzchak Segal, Rubashkin
Eli Valley wrote in to The Kvetcher confused by the discussion on the Save the Rubashkin Facebook group. Apparently, our Breslover “masturbation leads to homosexuality” friend, Ronen Levi Yitzchak Segal, is making a strong case in defense of the Rubashkins. “Why,” Eli wants to know, “is masturbation a sin, but ripping out an animal’s trachea while it’s still alive is okay?”
The answer, EV, is that sometimes in halachic Judaism, choking your chicken is forbidden, and sometimes, choking your chicken is permitted.
5 comments
You’re at the top of your form tonight. This one deserves to be in the Mishnah!
When are you going to publish a book of essays? That was so froggin funny.
ROTFLMAO!
BTW, Ronen is a Chabadnik.
He claims to be a Breslover: http://kvetcher.net/2008/11/25...../#comments
Suggested book title:
The Apicoras and the Chicken
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