kvetch \KVECH\, intransitive verb: To complain habitually. noun: 1. A complaint 2. A habitual complainer.
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Dark Light Alert: Phoenix Invaded

March 2, 2009   Modern Orthodox, Orthodox Union  

It’s a haredi gang bang.

Hamodia reports,

An impressive crowd of more than 100 people attended an inaugural dinner on February 15 at the Young Israel of Phoenix to help launch a new branch of Ohr Somayach-Horizons. Under the direction of Rabbi Michoel Dubitsky, the charismatic educational director, the new initiative will expand the dynamic learning program he heads in more than 15 professional offices, including some in Tucson, Arizona.

Community leaders from across the spectrum of Orthodox Jewry expressed their enthusiasm for this latest initiative, which will help quench the desert community’s thirst for Torah. In attendance were Rabbi David Rebibo, Rabbi Moshe Levertov of Chabad, Rabbi Yonah Gross of the Young Israel of Phoenix and Rabbi Yeshaya Hollander, Rosh Kollel.

images-83Tropper’s “Horizons,” Ohr Somayach, Chabad, and Young Israel. All together, all holding hands.

Well, isn’t that special.

Young Israel of Phoenix has joined with the haredim (for a change). Do not trust the right-wing Modern Orthodox. They are like the antagonist turncoat in the Godfather movies. They are close enough to you to help the others gun you down because you think they are friendly.

Let me put this as delicately as I can. This Young Israel is pinning down the arms of the Jewish community of Phoenix so a blackhatter threesome may violate her in despicable ways.

3 comments

1 Oisgekvetched { 03.02.09 at 9:31 am }
2 Shmendrik { 03.02.09 at 11:16 am }

Darn, Oisgekvetched beat me to it.

3 Ahavah { 03.02.09 at 2:37 pm }

Tropper’s certainly had a lot of practice with the whole bait-and-switch thing – this is right up his alley.

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